$36

2 pump chump

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Oh you lonely, lonely loser. In this session your name is Grody Crody, a guttercunt simp who desperately wants to make it with a woman… any woman at all. You are used to gooning for hours while simping over 2d women and videogames… now you dare to dream of real pussy. You call up my show after I arranged for you to have 3 dates. Every single date is one disaster after another… and I ridicule you mercilessly as others see you for who you really are… a hand humping 2 pump chump!

I spend this session on air verbally abusing you with a studio audience cracking up at how much of a reject you are. Special sound effects have been added to make your pitiful, laughable attempts to get laid even more humiliating. Warning: Extreme verbal humiliation awaits. The more you listen, the more you will need my humiliation to ever get off again. Get your hand ready and goon for hours to my voice destroying your loser sexless dick…