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Wobble Wagons

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Do you drool like a fool when you see the fake asses of virtual women? Is that the best your puny manhood can get in life? I find your obsession with these digital dolls to be absolutely laughable. Your tiny twig and berries are no match for real life women… you are nothing but a miserable failure in-between the sheets. Let me remind you who is in control here. In this mp3, I have an intimate conversation with my girlfriend, Layla. We laugh at your desperation as we recount all the ways you fail at being a real man. We trash talk your weakness for wobble wagons… fake 2d asses that jiggle like alien jello. You are simply pitiful, you pixel pumper. Stroke while we destroy what’s left of your ego…